Hermit crabs need companionship?

The same thing Daniel "farting corpse" Radcliffe spent it on.

It's like a normalized, lesser version of Twin Peaks. It's watchable…but it needed improvement.

Oh God. She's turning into a walking cliché.

Straight White Male makes offensive jokes; doesn't care about offending people.

EVERYTHING WRONG!

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Trying to get readers angry

I'm guessing one can just put Ditto Madsen. I didn't realize it spanned decades, and figured the large bulk of the movie was on the 2-year rise with the miracle mop. If there's a big chunk leading up to that, ok. But, if it's like a 10 minute [previously on…], then the decade span as an excuse doesn't hold water.

The review-mentioned symbolic cicada as a 17 year holding pattern should hint at her being on her second round (34), especially as a divorced woman with two kids living with her parents played by Robert DeNiro, working at a ticket counter. The real Joy had three kids and a business degree (and was actually 34 when she…

She's only turning 25 this year. Here, she's playing a 35 year old.

Director of Photography Florian Hoffmeister might have a career ahead of him. That's about the best I could say: it was in focus.

I agree wholeheartedly with your wife.

I try to see the most interesting complete shit. Unfortunately, this was just pandering to every shitty Sundance quirk I've hated over the past decade. No thank you.

Like Dark Shadows, I naively blamed Tim Burton for that travesty.

I spent much of my time regretting any praise I ever gave Johnny Depp. And wondering if there was once a halfway decent movie that got hacked to shit by an incompetent director, a terrible editor, and then subjected to reshoots only to find the movie got worse so rather than continue reshooting, they cut their losses…

Mortdecai, dear sir, is no Hudson Hawk.

Oh, it was far more than moderately annoying. The best I could say about it is that it wasn't incompetently directed.

Mortdecai is pretty good?

Damn. No Stonewall.

This doc does absolutely nothing to dissuade you from that notion.