Let’s talk fiber, and specifically staple length. Those big chunky monkey blankies are made of many tiny fibers that create, essentially, a mega-yarn, right? Staple length is the length of each fiber - like how long your hair is. Yarn is twisted (look at your sweater) and plied to keep all the little ends of the…

“some uncles are covered in a layer of dense fur designed to protect them from the elements”

In the past year I’ve had a handful of folks in my life who aren’t worriers end up in bad sorts because they didn’t plan, worry or at least think about unexpected circumstances. They’ve lost jobs and not had back up plans, bought houses and had to back out because they didn’t think off all of the variables at play,…

I had a friend once try to convince me she’s fat cause when she sat down there would be excess belly. I basically rolled by eyes and said “those are your innards.” and changed the conversation.

I’m definitely behind on my dues. But as an ally, I only have to pay the friends-and-family rate, not the full-on gay membership rate, right?

So, here’s the thing: I understand and respect why some people feel the need to boycott Chick-Fil-A entirely because of their beliefs. I totally get it, and it seems to make sense on the surface; you don’t want to give money to a business that donates to an abhorrent cause.

Good thing I forgot to renew my homosexuality subscription, then!

Jenna Jameson is filming an Israeli reality show about converting to Judaism.

Does anyone know what the eight seasons are?

For those of us who still think farts are hilarious — while at work, hold them as long as you can (the feeling comes in waves) and, when you have no choice, beeline for the bathroom, drop and sit in a stall, and fire away. Work bathrooms are like acoustic amplification chambers for farts. And, I mean, you’re doing it…

Odd moment of bonding between my gf and I:

In a Mexican restaurant.

And all I could think of was the Curse of the Black Spot episode of Doctor Who. :\

Does it play ‘ 76 trombones’? Sorry, I just finished working on The Music Man musical and have it in the mind.

“They first bitch about all the fish.”

Monogrammed microwaves.

I find this so fascinating because I feel like everyone has a food they just cannot stop eating. Be it pasta, bread, potato chips, fries, candy, what have you.

Yes. But we've traded off other things with it. Like food based allergies increasing may not becoming from more processed food but due to kids not getting pin or round worms anymore. I'm wary of the facile food arguments of late.