This is always one of my favorite things to read on any site. Thank you, C.A. Pinkham and internets.

I do not miss my library days AT ALL! I once had a patron use the self service copier to photocopy her face and attempt to use that as her photo ID. People have no idea the lunacy that occurs in a public library.

Dude I have one of these and it is the BEST and you can add cheese at the very end. Mine also makes great hardboiled eggs.

Yup, always wanted one, especially if it would crack the eggs so I could just load it up the night before. I'm not awake enough in the morning to crack an egg.

they exist.

I would still eat CC and Lucky Charms if it wasn't for that sweet, sweet soft palate destruction. Damn it.

I eat breakfast at home everyday.

I have to be at work at 7:30. That is too damn early to eat anything. So I eat at my desk around 10:00 am. On the weekends I like to go out for breakfast, why? Because it's the cheapest meal to eat out. Also I like to cook once I am awake, but before that it is nice to have someone do it for me.

This has been on my mind for the longest time. Many a time white men have shown anger more than any other emotion. Just go on Tinder. It's extremely easy to piss off a white dude there. But white men have the privilege of being seen as complex human beings who aren't defined by one emotion. Not only that, white men…

There's obviously tons of theories and psychology behind this, but one aspect is that people who witness DV growing up are programmed not only to think of violence as "normal", but periods between violent outbursts as "waiting time." As much as they consciously hope/pray/believe that the lulls are permanent, they've…

I suspect it's because they subconsciously want to reclaim control of the abusive situation. I heard about this concept in psychology class. I forgot the term for it. You have an abusive and/or alcoholic parent and as a child, you are powerless. As an adult, you find someone with a similar personality to the damaged…

Having dozens of children come across the table when I worked in pathology- I can tell you that every single one is given the utmost respect and kindness.

That was gut wrenching. :(

#notallmen

We had child-free friends who constantly pontificate, even though we never bring up our son when we see them. They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

That cat physically resembles my long departed kitty. We sedated him and castrated him right there on the back porch. (The DVM and I). Charged with supervising kitty after anesthsia, he did look THAT stoned when coming out. But the funniest/most pitiful part was when he tried to get up and walk around. He woke up…

While the dildo in the lamp shade was the hardest to find, the bowler hat wearing dildo was my favorite. This game has serious potential.

seriously though! i'll admit the one i was attending/will soon return to was not always the pinnacle of perfection, but they've done some great work improving themselves and their programs. it just really pissed me off that people were looking down on me. god forbid i try to get an education on a budget when i have no…

So sorry for your loss. It took me 3 years after losing my childhood cat of 18 years to be ready to welcome a new cat into my life. Just think though, some day if you are emotionally and psychologically ready you could give an adopted kitty a loving home.