I transplanted into Texas from Iowa and LOVE "y'all." I graft my vowel-swallowing habit onto it, making it "yull," which is even better.

I was going to post a silly gif, but tears started streaming down my face. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOE. Sometimes the years of war against women just fucking wears you down, so when you hear this so plainly by someone so amazing, it just blows you away.

Don't forget the tampon strings. Judging by the WTF-is-that example posted by Mark, industrial strength.

So, despite being still sometimes classified as wimmims trouble, we're still seeing a huge increase? Yikes.

Forgive my cynicism cranking up, but I suspect better diagnoses among younger women as at least part of the increase. I remember back in '60s and '70s hearing snarky remarks about women that today we would clearly recognize were suffering from depression and/or chronic pain and fatigue.

Chip dip, okay. But I always hear the word "dip" as the word for smokeless tobacco, aka snoose, aka obscene disgusting vomitous habit. Blarg.

Man, they're chewy, aren't they? And tasteless.

Don't forget the mini pad on the bottom of the tray.

I am so jealous that I was not invited since, um, you don't know me. I would have KILLED to go to this party and eat little sugar skulls in your honor. You two are sooooo cute.

It's 2014. Why the hell is this still an issue? Didn't we go through this crap in the 70s, when people had divorced parents? Was I so fucking revolutionary in the 80s to keep my real name upon marriage, aka my "maiden name" ? Don't women have their OWN NAMES yet? [screams, punches drywall]

WHAT? What....what could be wrong with them?

Go on....there have got to be some appalling stories.

I wish I wore button downs so I could spend $5 a week to look fantastic every day. Talk about bang for your buck.

The racist is not your best friend anymore. It is hard to face, but the fact that it bothers you means you are different in a very fundamental way. Over the years I've backed away from such friends, because I simply could not accept them in the way I lead my life.

I NEED THIS. The whole collection looks awesome. I've been size 10 to 18 and back and forth, along with birthing 3 babies, and I want to be able to buy something that doesn't make me feel bad about having a really crazy life.

If this Navy vet was completely bald and wore a suit, I'm gonna start running for the exits as it means the TV show Fringe was real.

YES! The best dental guys in the area have Faux News running every time I go there. I actually prefer Service King teevee because they have nitwit game shows.

I laughed at your comment because the "BE PREGNANT RIGHT NAOW" urge hit me really hard when I wanted to have babies. Wanted it so bad I would secretly cry. I was lucky to conceive pretty easily, otherwise I would have driven everyone crazy.

Just checked, and right now they're on sale! Woot! Thanks!

They have very cool souvenirs. The whole attraction is kind of tongue in cheek and definitely worth the stop.