Gas can rattle your insides like baby kicks, says someone who has birthed both babies and magnificent window-shattering gas (fortunately, not at the same time).

I don't know but he MUST be in it. Perhaps frantic costume changes and multiple roles. Now I am drooling.

Oooh, yes, with songs about beards! Someone get Harvey Fierstein STAT.

Go on...

When I have that much boobage spilling over my bra cups, I think my bra is too small. Anyone else?

We're a lot more dry. We tend to avoid phrases like "god fearing" and "you will be 'outed' so to speak."

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Hot pants! So vintage, so now. Glaargh.

My eyes are burning now due to not blinking for a loooong time. Words fail me.

Nope. I left. Started my own firm 25 years ago. My life is MUCH better than theirs.

Fuck. I encountered the same logic when I asked for a promotion in an uber-male office. Took me a few years to realize that I would NEVER be "xxx" enough for these guys.

(Raises hand) Trying on coats and blazers is horrible.

Aw, hell. Really? I'll dip into the 1x section every now and then because of wide shoulders, but I had no idea they were shorter. Fuck. I need talls in everything.

Hey, mom jeans squish down the gut and can give you a semblance of a waistline, at least for potato shaped gals like me. Mid rise jeans have been pretty good for me, but I need a cummerbund to pack it all in.

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Oh man. I just discovered the Denny's gif page and I am dying. Now I love Denny's even more.

Oh yeah, and NO MILK NEEDED! Seriously. Eat straight from box for best effect.

Certain Walgreens in Texas and the midwest have them, along with the Allsorts licorice mix, pink wintergreen lozenges, and spearmint leaves that only elderly relatives love and keep on hand for the "little ones." Yes, I'm scarred. And bitter.

I am in awe of your incredible powers.

What's the difference between hypo and Hashi's for you? I know, I could google... What made you try the food restrictions?