I want to add that it is shockingly easy to replace a shower head. New shower head, big sliplock pliers, teflon tape. For those of you into the black arts, you can use a sharp needlenose pliers to pop out the tiny O-ring in the flow restrictor.

Sorry. It wasn't a bao - it was a packaged pastry that this extremely caucasian american grabbed whilst cruising the local Asian market.

NO. There is nothing worse than expecting creamy chocolate in a pastry and getting fuck disgusting grainy red bean paste. Bleah.

The head is right. The body and limbs look long, but they fold up correctly.

I can't recommend everyone's wonderful replies, so I gotta add some more. Dudes like these media shitheads are why I always hated mainstream pro sports when I was younger, especially football. It was made explicitly clear that wimmins were out of place in those worlds. I became a rabid NHL fan because the clubbish…

I have the dubious honor of residing in both areas and I agree - especially hat-wise, as the "seed-corn" caps are mandatory in crop country. And yes, they are more genteel down here. Went to the county livestock show here in Texas and nearly fainted with delight at all the "ma'am" from the cowboy hats. Oooooh.

Admit it. The "penis exoskeleton" is dead on.

So...he's made a pudding cup. Bravo. What a dork.

Absolutely. If you try to intervene in any way between them - emotionally or physically - I guarantee they will turn on you as a fucked up team. Ask any cop who does domestic violence calls.

Nope.

I bought one of these at Walgreens the other day. It was FANTASTIC.

Those little buggers are tasty (I like the panda ones) but not nearly gooey and disgusting enough. LOVED the sprinkles ones. Stole them from my kids.

I'm into the unwholesome recreation thing. Pool halls, smoking, walking my pet ocelot on a leash while I totter along in spike heels drinking a martini. Wearing HUGE hoop earrings.

I'm gonna be mean this morning and say, most of them wouldn't be able to tell. I can tell, because I cook and bake and have done so for decades. Only my grateful blood relatives get the all-butter homemade poundcake.

Everybody, WATCH THIS! It's a wonderful New Zealand mini-series, and with a fantastic hero who happens to be female. I couldn't stop watching once I started.

Yay! White food! Cream of mushroom soup! Cool Whip! Lefse! Kumla!

All right, what kind of jungle cat are you? Bobcat size and up.

This is how I learned it as a young pup. However, like so many things in religion, I think the meaning became perverted into justification for patriarchy. And, as a young pup, I thought it sounded pretty neat to be married like this, but there was no way I was going to submit to the dumb fucks who thought they needed…

Sorry, I've been out of the system a few years. My federal clients usually served all their sentenced time - drug offenses mostly. The state prisoners used to serve between 20-30% of the sentence given. Happily, I don't need to stay up to date any more.