HOLY CRAP YOU FOUND IT!!! I don't know if I'm pleased or aghast. Nice work!

Yes! The pink dildo set!

Can anyone explain 3/4 length coat sleeves to me? Like, are you going to wash dishes in your coat?

It is a Texas thang. Especially enjoyable when you live between Arlen (Garland) and McMainerbury (McKinney and Granbury).

Agree with the cutting down recipe size, but disagree on the Karo. Honey is not necessarily a healthier substitute, and the texture may change too much. Also, you can get brown sugar flavor with molasses, if you want to cut the sugar.

Pants suits are appropriate in the DFW area. The female judges wear them, so I do too. All in conservative colors, though.

I call bullshit. Where are all the Codys that vandalized the neighborhood and bullied my kids in the 90s?

Yes! Milk rings! I estimate there are 200-300 under the fridge right now.

I got married 25 years ago and didn't take my husband's name. Got to deal with the weirdness back then, signed my name to countless stupid school notes as Mrs. Husband, didn't care or think about it much since my professional licenses were in my own name.

Honest question, what is proper sitting technique? At home it's any position with my feet up, but at work I'm stuck in the office chair which makes me fidget like a rabid monkey with fleas. What's the worst way to sit, so I can do a mental check? What's the worst way to sit in the car?

Um, REALLY? Does this one have a name? Techno Octupi Dong, or something? Kinda less interested in P4 now.

You fit all your tools in a 2x4 space? All my shoes (20 pairs?) will fit in one... Actually, we could be great friends because I love tools and big-ass rechargeable battery stuff. I am the Great Fixer in the house and am entranced with newer, lighter, faster. Once I realized I was a big girl and could buy my own…

Now, I CAN do eyeshadow. Wet that little cake of eyeshadow and apply it with a really good eyeshadow brush (think MAC). Doing it wet is way easier to vary intensity of color and it lasts much longer, but it does take a bit of practice. I start with the light stuff on the brow bone and move to the smoky grey for the…

Black bottomed pie, with an oreo crust instead of graham cracker. My mom made a killer version.

As in "What's that on your face?" Yup, been there.

Since I can't bear not to leap into a cleaning discussion, I've used Dip-It cleaner (powder version) for scorched and nasty cookware. It's designed for coffee and tea pots, but is a great overall cleaner.

Oh, sweet jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. That's it. I'm done for the day. I just endured listening to 20 minutes of Texas tea party idiocy from a judge I know and now this. Time to go home and play Animal Crossing New Leaf.

Please somebody figure out what that medallion is! I have not yet had enough ghastly for today and need MOAR.

Cool! I'm on Ravelry as julienne58 but haven't posted my stuff yet. I will do so this weekend to elicit happy words.

Good for you, because I call them fuckwits in my head too. I've crocheted for 40 years and done some fantastically elaborate things, but the family (male) still calls it knitting. Apparently manly men don't like to say the word "cro SHAY", as it makes their wrists limp or something.