I want Cranston! What a dick! Peppier than the girl residents in City Folk that would only snark about fashion, those shallow bitches. This game just keeps getting better and better.

I wanna know too, but only to figure out if I'm a shirt-tail relative of these nutcases.

You can drink beer on trains in Australia?

Heh heh. "Wine baby." Guess I got me a Twizzlers and Oreos and pizza baby.

I think LaBelle has a Groucho nose/mustache/glasses mask if you want to refine the look.

Related: Best catch phrase ever, "unlike you."

When I was younger, my brothers and I made fun of my grandma (behind her back) for taking photos of dinner and buffet tables prepared for family gatherings. No people, just food. I don't think it was to make the food taste better - those dinners were a huge fucking amount of work. Everything was homemade, including…

Leeches. Nightmare fuel for life.

Go on....

In Animal Crossing City Folk I would send residents new carpets and wallpaper if I didn't like their taste. Haven't tried it in NL, but I'd send some lovely furniture or dolls. Grungy AND freaky.

What, residents come to your museum? I have two rooms filled with honking, buzzing, and farting gyroids so I can sort them out. Let's see them try a nap there.

I hated Ken too. I projected upon him the personality of every fattish, condescending middle-management-type guy I've ever known, and loathed him. Every time I saw him I expected him to ask me about my insurance needs, complain about Obama screwing up blah blah blah, or make offensive remarks about wimmin demanding…

I got a Tri Force and then lost it somewhere - I thought it came from a fortune cookie but maybe it did come from a shaken tree. Can't remember. Anyway, open your gate before you shake trees and NO BEES.

Have you started chopping down trees and replanting in rigidly styled patterns? Stolen lots of flowers from the islands to do the same? Also, check out towns in foreign countries in the Dream Suite. I'm viewing a lot of Japan and South Korea.

You too? Kappn is a creeper, I swear. So glad I found out pressing the A button repeatedly cuts off the songs to the island. I don't want to ever hear "my ship is a cucumber" that he eats or whatever the hell it is. Ugh.

My heroine.

I can't be the only one who thought "Yum! Marzipan pigs!"

My parents weren't liberal when they were younger. But time, and the more people they came to know, turned them into remarkably accepting people. This was true of many in my parent's generation - my dad was born in 1919, my mom was born in 1929. They didn't care about gays as they knew them in the community. They…

Lunch spoiler here, but...SHIT and FLIES. Shit and flies everywhere, every day. Shit that must be moved and disposed of. Every day. And guess where "Winnebago Man" was shot? Right in the heart of farm country. Ten miles from where I grew up. GOD DAMN FUCKING FLIES.

I like Lasagna, as chosen by LuAnn Platter (King of the Hill).