So, instead of honoring vets over Memorial Day weekend, The Dumpster in Chief is golfing in Japan w/ Abe, handing out a Sumo trophy (w/ his name on it, right?), and continuing to #BeBest on Twitter (smell that, it’s sarcasm). Just another day of many where I continue to hope he strokes out a/o chokes on a hamberder w/…

Angry racist white women upset their dating pool is limited to angry racist bitter white guys.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”

I dunno guys I’m just thankful we didn’t end up with that AWFUL woman with her EXTREMELY conflict-filled AAA-rated life-saving CHARITY as president though, right?

Trump doesn’t have the chutzpah to take a swing at a man, and as such he’s going to great lengths to make sure none of his cabinet does, either.

At this point, I honestly don’t even know what to say- there’s just no words to express the absolute insanity of what we are witnessing. There isn’t a single touchpoint I can reference to provide parallel or precedence. Can’t yell “1984" or “It Can’t Happen Here”, because even those seem to be set in some sort of…

With each one I keep thinking there is no way it can get worse and then it does. Then I try and trick myself by not saying that because I am afraid of jinxing it and making it worse. Then it still gets worse.

Domestic abuse is beginning to seem like a litmus test for the Trump administration. You can only be considered if you’re a domestic abuser. I mean, Donald himself has a fairly well-documented history in the department.

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

That drives me insane, the people who yell the loudest about respecting the flag, know the least about what that actually entails, including not wearing that ugly shirt Janet!

But his daughter in a flag bikini- that’s patriotism and art!

It’s also a great way to turn a profit.

I suppose killing our national education system is one way they’ve figured out how to ensure a healthy supply of future Republican voters...

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

Donald’s chutzpah around Hillary Clinton is fucking astounding. She’s “suffered greatly in many different ways”? Ways that he caused!

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.