The original Jezebel report calls Ashley Graham a “body activist.” At what point is that patronizing? Like, isn’t she pretty much just a woman with a body and the audacity to believe she deserves opportunities?

Whatever, Meryl Streep. I still remember when you promoted Suffragette—SUFFRAGETTE—last fall and refused to identify as a feminist.

Here’s one thing that puzzles me: Faye Resnick is a career grifter with no real substance or integrity. So were casting people supposed to take her word for it that she’s purely Mediterranean and German? For some reason it’s bothered me to see a lily white woman playing Faye Resnick.

Like if they’re white.

Love, separation, rejection, and feeling abandoned can cause people to act out in pretty irrational, unlovely ways. I don’t think Madonna is following her best advice in this custody situation, but I feel for her. It’s not right, but I understand the agony of shouting into the void, begging someone to love me.

lol is Kanye paying you this week, Jezebel?

Jezebel can’t even be remotely objective about this. You hesitate to call what he’s doing on Twitter “ranting?” Are you kidding? GTFO Jezebel. Especially while you snipe at Taylor Swift for standing up for herself last night.

Way to bury the lead, Jezebel. HER NAME IS AINSLEY.

“except for, I guess, the bodies of the young teenage girls he fucked.”

“The author could even be honest and say it’s just because Ms. Patti’s voice has stood the test of time while Aretha’s…not so much.”

“I felt like I was being herded into a concentration camp or something.”

Here’s the thing: I don’t get mad at movie stars for living like movie stars. But each year this gift bag is so outrageous that I’d be truly embarrassed to accept it if I were an Oscar nominee.

“Slender but not sickly thin” is a myth that non-thin people invented to make thin people feel bad about themselves.

I dunno, there was a straight white man behind Tangerine, which is arguably the most powerful queer film of the year.

Once I forgot I was on an airplane, reached for my e-cigarette and started to take a puff. The woman next to me IMMEDIATELY punched me in the arm and said “PUT THAT AWAY!”

Money is just one form of capital the fashion industry thrives on. When it comes to time, thought and attention, my guess is men don’t invest nearly as much as women. I’m sure that (on average) women spend a few dollars on magazines that men don’t. Women buy makeup. Women’s investment in hair treatments and other…

Not this parenting media tho! This is different.

Madonna looks fierce af in that photo. HATERS WELCOME.

Do y’all see women actually doing this? I mean, besides maybe once boldly for the cameras to make a statement about equality (which I support!). If you told most women I know that they could breastfeed during a work meeting I feel like they’d said “yeah, okay...thanks...duly noted”