It was weird to get the album for free when I fully intended to, y’know, pay for it. Seems like my guaranteed album spend wasn’t worth blowing a free copy on. It’s like ANTI was out and then suddenly it was on my computer? What a time to be alive.

If all Kardashian Koverage were this marvelous and imaginative I wouldn’t even mind them.

Bobby, this lede sentence is a work of art.

So this is the kind of Jezebel scolding reserved for Beyonce—“it gets hairy.”

“No person should finally understand the violence of the institution because they saw Lupita Nyong’o being whipped onscreen.”

I hate to make it about the white guy this award was named for, but modern media owes SUCH a debt to Norman Lear.

Unpopular opinion: Macklemore’s “Downtown” is a “Bohemian Rhapsody for a generation.

LOL I’m actually perplexed that the OP has 8 stars and I gave you your second. What the fuck even was that?

Oh, good! There was a recent Tweet Beat entry with a Tig tweet about stalking her ex’s Instagram—I worried she was talking about Stephanie! I can’t tell you how worried I was that they weren’t together.

Surprised that someone here called her a “pretty good” actress. I’ve seen her in the Divergent movies and Mad Max—somehow she was playing the same broody, smug, obstinate character in both of them.

Oh yeah, it’s been years. But thank you!

I guess my hope is that he’s quietly getting sober. It’s tough for non-alcoholics to wrap their head around addiction and recovery. So many of my well-intention friends will say, “Well, I drink a lot. Does that make me an alcoholic?” I usually just say:

I stan for #MaSeanna

Mariah Carey writes all of her own music. Like, legitimately...not in that Beyonce way. See her interview with Charlie Rose for a pretty great look at all the hats she wears/wore.

Have you ever heard a Taylor Swift Christmas song? How about her cover of George Michael’s “Last Christmas?” If you have, you know that Taylor (gifted and special though she is) does not have the vocal chops to add ANYTHING to these songs as a singer. Her voice immediately flattens any song she tries to cover.

Oh honey, you think Gawker Media writers are on this? They’ll obviously pick up whatever the “story” is as soon as it breaks.

It’s lonely at the top—but it ain’t crowded.

I have an axe to grind, so bear with me:

A lot of Jezebel commenters seem to assume the worst about parents and parenting. I fall on the opposite end of the spectrum. In a dispute between a fifteen-year-old and his mother who seems to have done a fabulous job with all of her children, I tend to assume that mom knows best. Perhaps because I had a great mom…

I loved “...and I’m Tina Fey.” Such a funny little jab at Tina’s inability to play characters who don’t resemble our idea of “Tina Fey.”