This is nothing. Millions of Russians are stuck in the closet.

Hermione should have met a grad student with a professional passion. Might even be a muggle. I just can't see Hermione pairing up for the long haul with anyone as aimless as Ron.

I hate this stupid statement so much. No, trimming/shaving your pubes doesn't make you look like a child. End of story.

Replying as such due to extreme Kinja Haterade:

Bullshit. Some people (men and women) like completely shaved. Some people find completely shaved attractive. Some people also find it practical. Other people, obviously, don't feel that way. Let's leave it up to the person and (when appropriate and consensual) his/her partner.

Where are the penis pics?

Hands up that you trust Burt's opinion that we'll sob like hungry, angry babies and just skipped right to the comments without reading any of the links.

OK, then it's cool that some bodies have this mechanism in place. Evolution in action!

Ugh, the caviar is served on *metal* spoons. That totally ruins the taste!

I couldn't even hate read this thing. I was getting too ragey and I had to stop. Hulk mad. Hulk smash!

Patriarchy is dead if you're Hanna Rosin, write crap books and think the plural of anecdote is data. #corrections

Fortunately he doesn't like sarcasm, so all the Jezzies out there are safe.

Again, it was a hyperbole... I guess you didn't get the point after all :/

yeah, women's sizes are fucked up. a men's small t-shirt is often too big on me, while a women's large will stretch across the shoulders and chest. basically "tiny svelte women and tall strapping men only"? it's frustrating. and don't get me started on arm holes/sleeves...why they have to make everything in an itty…

We don't. At least not in brick and mortar stores, all the shameful tents for us fatatrons are sold via internet.

It also started out as fan fiction based on a story about a girl who changes everything about herself in order to be a housewife to her vampire lover because she literally cannot function without a man telling her how to behave, and lots of young girls still believe that was the GREATEST LOVE STORY EVERY TOLD.

These books are such piece of shit an don't portray real BDSM relationships for shit. Christian Grey is a manipulative, emotionally abusive asshole and I'm worried that so many women can't see that.

I guess the real question is, who'll run the town when Cobb becomes the 2016 GOP presidential nominee?

I can't top this response. Not now. Maybe never.

Yikes! I'm pregnant now and know that I will be returning to work. I have a decent job but I don't make an impressive amount of money. My kid will have to go to daycare because we need my income. Your response seems really biting and I don't really get it. I'll be raising my child even if my baby has to go to daycare.…