“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

There’s a Woman Card?!? Where do I get mine?! Because being a woman in engineering I could kinda use one...

No joke, my step daughter had me buy Donald Trump piñatas for her quinceanera and everybody had a blast bludgeoning it with passion

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

I am seriously researching and contemplating a move to Canada. If there are any American’s that have made the move that could provide insight on the largest differences and hurdles, I’d be interested in hear them.

I don’t even like kids and I LOVE Obama With Children photos.

“Did you know that if a woman has her legs spread this far apart, she is a whore and has probably had an abortion?”

“Respect for stay-at-home mothers has been poisoned by a toxic combination of the village elders’ war on the traditional family and radical feminism’s misogynistic crusade to make working outside the home the only marker of social value and self-respect.’’

I know - I really hate the idea that you should be able to put politics aside, as if they are just like, what color should you paint the living room? I get it with friends and other relatives but the person you CHOOSE to spend your life with? The only way would be if one of you truly didn’t give many shits about…

Never trust an Evangelical when he offers to “pull it out.”

After they finish off the sluts. GOPriorities.

He’s not saying “Buy American”. That would be fine.

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.

Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our…

Never underestimate what men are willing to wrap around their penis.

Someone who’s turned on by rape fantasy is absolutely NOT turned on by the PTSD and physical and emotional scarring of ACTUAL rape. You’re missing a crucial separation of real and make-believe here. This is insulting to other rape victims (trivializing the very real struggle by adding fake porn shoots to their list of…

Because the human brain is a more complex thing than you or I or the smartest person in the world could ever understand. We don’t choose what happens in our heads, and if you don’t choose something, you shouldn’t be made to feel bad for thinking about it.

Rape fantasies have nothing to do with actual rape. Rape fantasies are a way for women, who are pressured by society to be “good” and “nice” and not be “slutty”. Rape fantasy is a way to place themselves in sexual acts that they may desire to do but are “good girls” who “don’t do that sort of thing”. It’s a way of…