So good....

“Please describe the accident.” “Trump Bump.”

Saw a Trump bumper sticker.
Briefly thought about the insurance hit I would take if I plowed into the car.

Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels

That quote is just about everything I want in politics. Actual plans.

I bet his Muslim friends hang out with Kim Davis’ gay friends. You know, in the fictional fantasy land they both live in.

I’ve read a few times now that Governors can’t really do much to stop immigrants. The State Department has final say on who can get in the country. Once in the country, any person is free to move about as they please, without interference from states.

And I know so many people—Muslims!—who are such unbelievably great people and they’re being so badly tarnished by what’s happening now.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

I explained North America to my European cousins like this: we are an apartment complex, America is that giant party that wont end even though the apartment is being wrecked and seems fun but when you get inside its only fun for a certain type of people. Mexico is directly below and is doing their own thing, and…

We’re basically seeing nutjobs trying to out-nutjob each other at all levels of government.

Lots of people will reply to this by saying that they do not vote (or spoil their votes) to protest our fucked up political system. I agree, the system is fucked. A two-party system will always lead to candidates who are too “moderate” (read: conservative) for my liking. But, I also don’t agree with refusing to vote…

I live in Kentucky and am devastated over this. Jack Conway is pretty terrible for a Democrat but still would have been the lesser evil. My husband and I just found out our oldest son is autistic, and we have been talking about moving out of state for a while. Now seems like a good time. I grew up in Ohio, and we had…