Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

It’s as satisfying to say as a parent as it was frustrating to hear as a child.

It’s really hard making new friends as an adult.

I am 31 and its so damn hard to make fucking friends as an adult!!!!

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

Iresh or Britesh

Masculine of Brienne. As in, Brien of Tarth.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

how about repeal and replace their existence?

I’m hoping we can keep up this level of disappointment and anger among people for the next 17 months so we can harness it for 2018 midterm elections!

repeal and replace this administration.

Dude, no “Disney cultists” are coming out about anything.

If you don’t go to see them, then what’s the problem? Because “God damn it am I sick of...” is a pretty strong emotion to feel about something that doesn’t directly impact you. Are you that irritated that other people are getting movies they enjoy?

The fact that you made it seem like these movies were having some sort of impact on your life, probably led Counted Crow to believe that you had at least seen them once.

Cogsworth Begins

Mulan is so incredibly good. I just love absolutely everything about it. I really hope they do its live action justice.

As a millenial (1985) I feel like the difference between how millenials are portrayed and how they really act is kind of huge.