i’ve always assumed every angry comment on the internet was written by a committee of three middle-aged men.

What you need to do is say keys words, like “frisbee” or “ball” and then you can get really good right-in-your-face-ups. Like this.

My dog looks at the camera and legit hams it up because he’s sassy af ;)

Something like a multi-layered station window?

This is a very good email. You’re good at writing emails.

Ah thank you this is lovely (to read, probably less so to recieve).

The one true king

Fucking hell. Assholes.

And how do you feel about it today, knowing that this is EXACTLY why they did it?

Right? I don’t get the popularity of this show. It has like, 3 jokes on repeat (Science guys are weird! Hot girls are dumb! Men are desperate for sex!).

I love Midnight in Paris, and I forget that it’s a Woody Allen film since he’s not in it.

Why are the only two options the most idiotic takes you could possibly imagine?

I don’t get why my saying “you shouldn’t tell teenagers not to think about the consequences of their actions” reads as “this kid deserves what he got” to you.

The commentor didn’t say that AT ALL. They are questioning the statement in the article, and I agree. The statement is literally saying that high school students SHOULD be doing actions without thinking of the potential consequences.

I mean, teaching boys that sexual crimes are no big deal hasn’t really worked out

It was the sort of thing a high school kid might do without thinking of the potential consequences, which is to say the sort of thing a high school kid should be doing.

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Male gaze implies that a woman exists solely to be visually gratifying to men. It does not require “talking to her chest.”

I don’t know. His comments about “paid for you” and his assertion of power over her, doing something with her personhood without her consent sounds very much like the power crime that rape is. While I agree that an overuse of this word is a bad thing, in this case, I think we’re looking at something in that same…