My thoughts exactly. I have no problem with someone changing his or her mind about veganism/vegetarianism, but this dumb, quasi-mystical “spill your blood for humanity to know the Father” rationalization is pure fuckery. They should have just been honest, e.g.: “I really miss eating cheeseburgers.”

Nah, some of us just hate plants so much, we see consuming meat products as getting in the way of absolutely destroying lettuce. How are avocados ever going to learn their place if I’m wasting time, energy, and belly space filling up on, I dunno...meatloaf?

There is, and always has been a sect of fringe misanthropes in the animal activist community.

I mean it just seems sort of weird to actively profit off of people who care about these things, and then go eat a bunch of steaks in your backyard.

As a vegetarian, it does rub me wrong, though I can’t imagine caring enough to do anything more than not visit a restaurant.

every word on urban dictionary is slang for blow jobs.

The problem with trying to decide which dog is the best dog is that all dogs are the best dog.

That is a very valid point.

I see what you’re saying but it’s not like he accidentally went 170 mph. He did it intentionally with zero regard to those around him.

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

New bumper sticker for all the southern legislatures:
WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH THEOCRATS

Finding a beautiful lakeside home next to a cave of wolves and a circle of necromancers pretty much sums up homeownership in general. Can’t pick your neighbors.

“building better death traps for your settlers”

As a long-time Harvest Moon fan I am incredibly pleased to see people embracing this sort of game in earnest. I’ve been playing, and my reaction has basically been “What’s so special?” Mainly because most of this is old hat to me. Anyway, back to parsnips.

Here’s one...this election is too damn long already.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Thank you. Maybe he figured if he buried the dippiest of dipshit ideas in that comma orgy, no one would notice how nanners it was.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Agreed on all accounts, except I think you forgot when Danny Devito exposed us all to his bae potential.

"So please, maybe think about what kind of guys are in the class too."
Why?

Their lack of social interaction with the opposite gender isn't on her. Not to mention it should not be placed on her to to essentially teach them what we've known since childhood. Unwanted touching of anyone is never okay unless they explicitly…