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There’s a really great documentary just starting to get distribution, called Whose Streets? It’s about the aftermath of the shooting and is set from the perspective of those who were protesting in Ferguson in the days/weeks/months after. It’s heartbreaking (and I’m from St. Louis, so it hits a bit close to home for

There’s a really great documentary just starting to get distribution, called Whose Streets? It’s about the aftermath of the shooting and is set from the perspective of those who were protesting in Ferguson in the days/weeks/months after. It’s heartbreaking (and I’m from St. Louis, so it hits a bit close to home for

My favorite German word, “backpfeifengesicht”—a face that needs a fist in it.

Just turdles all the way down, eh?

Hey, now, Pizzarina Sbarro is a classy lady. Who doesn’t want to see what she’s wearing?!

I’m an illustrator, and I quoted an old college friend my going rate once (if we haven’t spoken since graduation and you added me on FB last week, you aren’t getting the friends-and-family rate, I don’t care if we had a class together once). She accused me of giving her an inflated rate just because I didn’t want to

Because apparently he was telling them he’d collaborate, promote their channel, etc. To an unknown, aspiring YouTuber (ugh) that would be worth more than the cash they’d get from the job up front. I imagine a lot of people would be OK getting paid chump change to mix Beyoncé’s next album if she said she’d give a

If that really is a screenshot from Breitbart, can I just say that I really enjoy that the color of choice for broken Trump promises is orange?

I live in Des Moines; the second shooting happened blocks from my house. When I woke up to this news, the comments on news sites were already LITTERED with people (from all over, not just locals!) frothing about BLM and how Obama has stirred up divisiveness, etc. It very shortly came out that the shooter was a white

That just means he’s out by the airport, which is an area that would be difficult to get away from—no public transportation, Ubers and cabs unlikely to come out that far, and way further away than the guy claimed he was, meaning he majorly lied to him about where they were going.

I’m SO GLAD I’m not the only one who sees this!!

It’s not about “whoever is in power,” it’s about the other half and then some of the country who voted differently than you. You don’t have the right to override them just because you don’t like their choices.

Now, were someone up there saying “fuck elections, let’s just give the election to the right guy!” THAT would

Welp, since someone already brought you out of the greys, I’m curious. What SHOULD a traumatized person act like? Please, tell me, I want to take notes so that I can be sure to perform trauma sufficiently should I ever be in a similar situation. You know, in case a jury is full of people like you.

Diamond Joe! I think the thing I’m going to miss the most about this administration is the Onion’s Joe Biden coverage. I love this identity they built for him as America’s burnout roadie uncle. Sometimes, like in the case of this headline, it seems like it’s not too far off.

Man, just from the quick little glimpse in this video, the new Mario looks so much like Mario 64. If they made a successor to that game, I could die happy. I liked Galaxy, but it wasn’t exactly what I wanted.

Goddamn, do I wish I had enough time to care this much about one tiny feature of one video game.

...Actually, wait, no, I don’t.

This clarification raises way more questions than the original story.

Vegetables. Not everybody who gets upset about animal torture “sports” is a hypocrite.

Fight me

I live in Des Moines and went to this event, and it was spectacular. Though I can’t excuse the lack of awards for Max, the hero dog dressed as Spartacus who did not wake up/lift his head from his chariot once the whole time: