I had the privilege of attending this fine event, and the winner of the “best dressed” competition was named Sir Winford James. That was a pretty solid name, too.

I will not disagree that our criminal justice system is super flawed, and I’m sorry that happened to you. But the stories aren’t equal. This dude wasn’t falsely accused of going 171 MPH, he definitely did do it; you did not beat the shit out of your girlfriend. Had you, in fact, beat the shit out of your girlfriend,…