I brought my son just before he turned two. My advice: buy cheap tickets and spend most of your time walking around. The kids have more fun eating ice cream out of a helmet than watching a home run or double play.

Dubya is still a war criminal and his gullibility and ignorance are no defense. That said, the potential for Trump running up a body count bigger than Dubya’s is very real and absolutely terrifying.

I wish someone would be there to tell him the one about what the 5 fingers said to the face.

Cocaine mixed with his daughter-lover’s pills are a bitch.

I have only made pithy, light-hearted comments that nobody can take offense to. I know what trouble looks like.

!!! I had an ex who called his cat OC, for “orange cat” !

Look, I own a 165-pound Great Dane, and I don’t even take him to the pet store

Over a year after my miscarriage, I was at a 2 year-olds b-day party. The second half of the party was to be spent at a children’s museum that doesn’t allow non-parents to enter (for understandable safety reasons). I didn’t know that, and I mentioned to my friend “oh, are we going to the museum too?” and her mom said…

I actually love the more subtle humor in this show. Like there was a scene in one of the last seasons where Mr. Peanutbutter is talking to Diane while he’s casually washing a kong in his sink. It killed me. I love how they build in the animal mannerisms.

The way the narrative was framed, with one of her future descendants narrating the episode, and then to find out it was figment of PC’s imagination, that she invented to comfort herself during a time of stress was so fucking heartbreaking. I think we all have these imaginary scenarios that work as coping mechanisms…

There might be some validity to your theory. I’m friends with a white couple who each have kids from previous relationships. And they have 3 dogs. Maybe they didn’t want to have kids together, especially since the ones they already have are in their early 20s now, so instead they got Karma, Nugget, and Ruby.

I met this dumb as beagal named Kevin. It was great.

My theory: couples who don’t want kids decide that a viable option is to get a pet that they can treat like a kid, and thus they think that they’re entitled to drag their pets along as if they were kids.

I seriously doubt Kaepernick or any of these guys hate America. Just because someone criticizes the US and isn’t kissing its ass 24/7 doesn’t mean that they hate the US.

Hey! Those people died for that piece of rectangular cloth you can buy at Walmart! Show some respect! /s

YES! and expanding on that, to who exactly are these rich, black athletes supposed to be grateful? There is arguably no better indicator of self-actualization or earnest, deserved accomplishment than the black athlete. Generally speaking, their stories are the same - came up from humble beginnings, blessed with…

This whining about Kaepernick et al taking a knee is getting fucking tiresome. Especially when it’s coming from someone that they’re actually protesting, who apparently lacks the capacity for introspection needed in order to understand that. Who then starts furiously backpedaling when she’s found out and issues a…

who hate America and disrespect our Armed Forces and Veterans

Dear worthless person whose job is supposed to be protecting the residents of her jurisdiction,

Let me get this straight: