I decorated my tree on Sunday while my 15 month old son was at my parents. Monday morning, my husband was doing the dishes and he heard “crash.” My son found one glass ball he could reach, pulled it off and threw it against the wall. Now our tree is 2/3 decorated....

my 15 month old has slept with us for the past few nights because of a fever. Regardless, he usually ends up in bed with us because we don’t feel like being up for the day at 5 am which is what happens if he were left in his crib to get up every 20 minutes as his sleep become lighter in the morning. I wish he just…

I am so very sorry.

yes, its just that simple. Babies are completely pliable and will listen to what you want them to do. Baby: sleep in this crib for 10 hours without waking.

Prep your wife that she won’t be allowed to sleep in the same room of the infant she is instinctually trying to keep alive, during a time when infants die in their sleep and/or she is breastfeeding....controlling much?

Its pay off your debt or stock up on emergency funds for me....definitely not both....I would just as soon default on consumer debt though, as long as I can always pay my mortgage.

Its sort of the moral of Atlas Shrugged, don’t thank the ownership class for everything the do for us and they may just decide to shut everything down, pack up and leave.

Martha got me all choked up

Yes, my hometown of Bristol Township is one of them. Does anyone in SEPA actually want Amazon here?

Are you negging Amazon?

Well it is sort of mansplaining because I already knew that Love Actually is a terrible movie.

Leave it to a man to mansplain that mansplaining is a term created to divide us.

I’ve literally never had a woman say that she’d like to play devil’s advocate to me before, with men its pretty frequent.

Here’s the real question, why does it matter how attractive a first lady is? I am asking because I see Democrats make these same arguments. Michelle is prettier, blah blah blah. I think Michelle seems like a really decent woman and is obviously very intelligent and accomplished. I don’t know a thing about Melania…

Third: Jordan Catalano because 14 year old me....swoon

I try to give a shit about every one in my life, including coworkers. Seriously, its unbearable going to work and not sharing any interaction with the people who surround you.

I’m very white and I used to fill them with weed about 15 years ago.

My neighbor has little no dog poop signs all over her lawn for that.

Kevin is a great dog name.

I am crying right now, I am so sorry that happened to you.