I would need a 25% raise to live in the town I work in so commute it is for me.

Oh and when I tried to use it for maternity leave, my boss was like “nah”

we implemented it here, a select few took 5-6 weeks rather than the 2 they got before. Most took closer to 3 weeks, some took only a day or two. Seems like a big rip off for the day or two crowd.

well immigrants trump all their financial and quality of life issues, don’t want America to become over run with brown people!

because the antidote to crushing poverty is more poor babies their mothers don’t want, obviously. Sluts need to learn.

he was such a good boy!

I had 24 stitches, the tearing didn’t hurt, nor did the incision...the stitches however were a bitch. My kid is 8 months and my vagina is fine, in fact I am more sensitive (in a good way) than I was before.

yeah, i saw the length and was like, no way they would look good or fit my fat thighs.

I got excited at the idea of denim shorts that might actually fit my ass/thighs but those still look entirely too short and they stop at 32, which is what size? I have no idea really.

pulling of thyme leaves, fucking worst. Then zesting a lemon/lime.

nothing says romance like getting an abortion

That snowball shit happened in 1968, get over it.

Uh, healthcare was passed in 2010, that is not the definition of the entirety of his 8 years in office...

seriously the most boring shit I’ve ever seen.

I’m a woman aged 36....I had two beers on Sunday, did not get a buzz. The next day I was nauseous all day, went into a two day panic and took a pregnancy test this morning. Its just now occurring to me that I might have had a hangover off of those two beers.

Lucy and Pixel are such beautiful snow cats.

My parents late dog was a husky, lived till 16....would demand that we howl with her as a pack.

I loved the episode when Dev and his friend decided to interview their parents about what it was like to grow up in their home countries and come to America.

50s cut one and two pieces for me, none of this baloney.

Second my pasty ass and yes, I loved that they were telling stories of POC, its refreshing.