Oh man, birch beer floats are absolutely to die for.

Agreed, the first 2/3 of it is swell and the bottom third tastes like aspartame.

If you can’t afford to put food in your fridge, you aren’t middle class and would likely benefit from.....WELFARE! Don’t blame the people who understand that and signed up for it, blame your asshole bosses who pay you “middle class” wages of $9 an hour.

I’ve tried on a few pair and let just say, the low cut nature of pregnancy pants makes it real difficult. There is about a 14 inch difference between my hips (thanks to butt) and my waist so its hard. I found that the side panel jeans work okay and I’m awaiting a pair to be delivered to me.

I was literally jusat shopping online for my first maternity clothes. I really hate buying clothes only because I have a very large and round butt and only like 25% of pants actually fit it so I am so scared. Plus all the stuff online is ugly too. I will check ASOS though.

They can pry The Walking Dead from my cold, dead, pregnant hands.

wait, what? I’ve never had trouble flushing my toilet when the power was out.

I believe it too because the local news in PA reported it, then changed their story.

I am 10 weeks pregnant and I was to hug you so bad. I am so so sorry for your loss. Pregnancy does suck, my baby is not a parasite. The other embryo I aborted was also not a parasite, it was just a potential future baby I wasn’t ready to have.

I am pretty uncomfortable with you calling an embryo/fetus a parasite invading a body. I say that as a pregnant woman whose had an abortion. I don’t think you are going to gain points with anyone with language like that.

I don’t think they are necessarily wrong but who the fuck cares. I had an abortion because I didn’t want a baby at the time I got pregnant. That is in face a form of birth control.

10%? you never worked in service did you?

Baltimore is out of the pizza belt, Papa John’s is acceptable there.

This is beyond comprehension. You tip 20% for ANY FUCKING SERVICE!!!!! How do people not know this?

To Dennis!

YAAAAAY

Gay men

My husband, whose world is books. Always reads two books at a time. He reads non fiction during meals and fiction in his free time. He easily reads 3-5 books a month. I have a dozen half read books on my shelf from the past year or so.

Indeed, I’ve lived through many a northeast/new england winter driving tiny cars with regular tires and have never ended up stuck or really slid out of control. Just calm the fuck down and drive like you care.

Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton was played at the end of every single one of my high school dances. However, a few years prior to my time there, it was merged from an all boys and all girls school. They would have weekly dances back then and they always played that song at the end since whenever it came out.…