They sell whole pizzas! I’ve seen it, delivery box and all....who the fuck?

I was considering stocking my back seat with a blanket and pillow, maybe i will.

August 17th!

No No, you’re doing it wrong. A woman’s mission is to submit to her husband and bear him many offspring.

I lived next to a Planned Parenthood in college. Every wednesday I would walk past protestors to go to class while they screamed at me not to kill my baby. They couldn’t even remember that the young woman who walks out of the house next door never walks into the planned parenthood. All young women be abortin all the…

I don’t know how I somehow don’t fall asleep at my desk during the day. Honestly if I could take 6 naps a day I would.

my ass is 7 weeks pregnant and sooooo sleepy so I am spending it on my couch! WOOOOOO!

I had a chunk of cucumber lodged in my throat from throwing back the end of a green smoothie. I was finally able to swallow it about a mile from the hospital.

but beans at breakfast=sooooooo good but fuck that tomato shit

Your husband should meet mine, they could hate everything other people like, together.

This is one of my earliest memories!

My name is Julia and I was born before 1995, need I say more?

I think its the religion part

Yes all of this. I can think of several times this year where I was blamed personally for the oppression of one group or another. The most laughable was when someone said “Your generation destroyed the economy and lives of the millenials.” I was born in 1981.

Why “Julia or some shit?” The Julias of the world want to know why you’re dissing our name.

I thought that at first but currently the trend is shapeless shit in straight sizes too. As a woman who is a size 10 with large curves, its fucking terrible. Shapeless sacks are meant for models and literally no one else.

One day you will be old and not know new music. It literally happens to everyone, not just white people.

Meghan Trainor is like the queen of basic white girls.

My maid of honor begged me to play that at my wedding, I was like “absolutely not.”

Yes, all I could think is this is the music they play in a Justice store...so I am fine with not knowing any of it.