There is always someone of your own kind that is happy to sell you out for the right price.

To all book murderers: GET A FUCKING KINDLE (or other e-reader). Most public libraries have digital editions (although let’s not get started on how publishers are throttling access) which means FREE and PORTABLE.

I read a ton of lightweight genre stuff. Space opera, romances, cozy mysteries, etc, with occasional sporadic dives into celebrity (preferable D list or lower) memoirs. I used to worry that I wasn’t using my education and cultivating my brain or whatever, but then every “serious read” I tried was (1) dull and (2)…

“How could I have known I would actually, you know, be held accountable for my actions? I’m a straight white man, dammit!!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Oh, I believe she deserves her doctorate after going thru the bullshit these authors dumped on her.

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”

You know that he must have back tracked on that, or claims to have converted himself to 100% straight. There's a lot to unpack with that guy and a steamer trunk full of self-loathing is part of it. 

“I also theorize that people who grossly read in the bathroom buy this shit”

Oh, I loved those books so much when I was a kid (that’s child, not goat)

The police would make sure we all knew that this was a terrible tragedy that they had no way to prevent and couldn’t possibly have known about. Also here’s how much his family loves him and a teacher/coach who remembers how promising he was as a student/athlete.

There would have been a candle light vigil that people would post on their Facebook with sad emoji faces. What more could she possibly want!

Be fair. Serious actions would have almost certainly been taken...after she was shot to death. Probably.

Making fun of Trump’s dick after he publicly bragged about being huge, is much different than junk- shaming normal guys. I don’t think any of us thought you were being malicious. Except to Trump, and he deserves it.

Oh jeez, forgot to offer the usual caveats that I’m not calling Carroll catty or trying to diminish her experience, this shouldn’t have been my takeaway in the first place, I’m not trying to make fun of small penis-havers, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

what a piece of shit you have to be to get expanded sexual assault laws named after you. like what a fucking piece of shit. i hope it is so widely called the schneider loophole that this motherfucker gets called out every time he applies for a job or uses his credit card or has any occasion to share his last name.…

Is his book called “If I Did It”?

Sure, she is very brave, but let’s remember that her Rapist Brock Turner can’t even enjoy a steak anymore since he became a rapist. He worked so hard at swimming to lose it all for just 20 minutes of raping action. 

“Incels also argue that women get similarly invasive procedures regularly and aren’t criticized.”