"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

Okay, raise your hand if you thought Dubya was going to get the blame when they saw the headline.

After telling him that they would have to use a camera to take a look at his infected wisdom teeth, Mr.Barbieri's dentist was very confused when Vito took off his pants and bent over.

Seriously guys I'm sticking with my theory that the director and maybe the editor mutinied (maybe the writer too) and used the opportunity of the fact that the leads hate each other to actually make the movie into the protracted domestic violence PSA that it is.

I had a conversation with a conservative member of my family many moons ago where he told me (upon finding out that I regularly contribute money to Planned Parenthood, which I told him proudly) that my feelings on abortion would drastically change when I got pregnant.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

Policy, tradition...six of one, half a dozen the other, really.

Oh good, the "How to Be Abused Correctly" police showed up to this one early

Part of it is what's mentioned in the article, if you read it. Part of it, and this is more personal to me, is that it portrays BDSM in a pretty terrible way. Yes, maybe people will read it and then decide to do more research and find out that 50 Shades is not, in fact, about BDSM at all. But other people won't do…

RORY DESERVES BETTER.
(Sorry for the all caps. I didn't realize I felt this strongly about Rory.)

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

It's like the old saying:

The Republican mindset:

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

He's en route to a meeting with Senator Thom Tillis, so he needs a booster against doody hands.

They use the Cunt Weasel call: "no ta-XES...no ta-XES..."

Now I am imagining a hunting show where they track the elusive "Cunt Weasel"

I bet it's for cooties. When ya gotta court the women vote and all that...

OOH OOH!
RATIONAL THOUGHT? (Heaven forbid he catches some common sense)

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.