The weirdest part about the play, and the result, was that it made it seem like God wasn't even watching the game.

If there's one thing more tedious than pedants, it's incorrect pedants.

Some people raised a kid who would torture a stray animal to death and some didn't.

I hate the way he tries to make his point of view reasonable.

In leiu of watching that interview, I picked my underwear out of the crack of my ass.

I've never broken a law more serious than jaywalking so far as I know. And I don't associate with criminals. How does that keep me safe if someone sees me (a large black man) and decides I'm suspicious and calls 911? How does that keep me safe if a cop decides I resemble a suspect, panics and kills me? How does…

Yep, unlike Trayvon Martin he had an actual criminal record and yet somehow Florida considered the unarmed kid he murdered the only "thug" in this situation. Gosh, I wonder why?

Maybe the elected Representative with an Israeli flag on their desk needs to pledge allegiance to 'Murica.

Does what he can to make people only care about blond White women. Gets mad when people only care about blonde White women.

With you. But I'm so glad they're not married. I want her to testify against that fucker with every scrap of information she has.

Honestly, I'm not sure you're shouty enough. Soon as I recover from shock that this is EVEN A GODDAMNED THING THAT COULD HAPPEN I'll get shouty and yelley with you.

We get it, Scot Pankey, you are the most in shape teacher with the tightest pants.

And damn is that teacher sexy. Love the, um, package-forward trouser choice.

I couldn't. I stopped after about the third charge against the first one. I couldn't deal.

They deserve everything and more that prison has in store for them. They saw this girl as a plaything, a THING and not a person. And one of them was DATING her when he did this?! What the actual hell.

Jeezuz I need to drink…

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I agree entirely. My heart broke a little bit more reading those charges. Jesus Fucking Christ, I hope they rot for the absolute maximum in solitary confinement.

in case anybody's wondering (which you're not) my mormon mom and i watched the press conference live this morning and then cried at her kitchen table because we were so mad. she wondered, "just once could they tell people to love each other without adding 'but' to the end of the sentence?"

Religious freedom = My religion trumps your freedom.

Eh, this means about as much as the pope's "actions" on gay people. Yeah, there's some mushy, nebulous concept that this "moves the conversation forward", but in real-world terms this means nothing. They've basically said, "we think gays and lesbians shouldn't be discriminated against unless someone reallllly feels…

And then look at the other side of it, when rape victims are accused of just being "drunk sluts" with buyer's remorse. So as long as you're a dude, nothing you do when drunk is ever your fault, but when you're a woman, everything that happens to you is totally your fault. Yep. Must be nice to be a guy and never…