He's en route to a meeting with Senator Thom Tillis, so he needs a booster against doody hands.

They use the Cunt Weasel call: "no ta-XES...no ta-XES..."

Now I am imagining a hunting show where they track the elusive "Cunt Weasel"

I bet it's for cooties. When ya gotta court the women vote and all that...

OOH OOH!
RATIONAL THOUGHT? (Heaven forbid he catches some common sense)

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

Why do you think you would get blasted for pointing that out? I think it's a pretty common feminist complaint that, as a result of patriarchal gender roles, our culture either doesn't think men can be victims, or thinks it's funny if they are.

The problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn't the "kinky"ness of it- that part is rather tame. It's the fact that the guy follows Ana to her job in another state, to her mother's house across the country, threatens her and separates her from her friends, punishes her for using the safe word, forces her to eat and talks all…

The weirdest part about the play, and the result, was that it made it seem like God wasn't even watching the game.

If there's one thing more tedious than pedants, it's incorrect pedants.

Some people raised a kid who would torture a stray animal to death and some didn't.

I hate the way he tries to make his point of view reasonable.

In leiu of watching that interview, I picked my underwear out of the crack of my ass.

I've never broken a law more serious than jaywalking so far as I know. And I don't associate with criminals. How does that keep me safe if someone sees me (a large black man) and decides I'm suspicious and calls 911? How does that keep me safe if a cop decides I resemble a suspect, panics and kills me? How does…

Yep, unlike Trayvon Martin he had an actual criminal record and yet somehow Florida considered the unarmed kid he murdered the only "thug" in this situation. Gosh, I wonder why?

Maybe the elected Representative with an Israeli flag on their desk needs to pledge allegiance to 'Murica.

Considering your horrendous spelling and grammar, it's fairly obvious upon which side of the educated vs. uneducated line you fall, so let's just dispense with that nonsense immediately.

TL;DR: the Beatles are to blame. ;)

Fun fact, vaccine coverage in Latin America is comparable (if not higher) than the US (especially when compared to GranolaLand, USA).

Damn these people. Just... damn them.