I thought this headline meant that the original video was actually Funny or Die and I was v. confused. Also, I'm a little stupid.

Fuck this guy.

This is so awful and wrong. And the thing is, with sex selective abortions, there are actually valid uses for them. If you are a carrier of the BRCA gene, for example, having a female child could be an absolute disaster, potentially dooming them to get breast cancer early in life. Or genetic hemophilia, that's…

A particularly heartbreaking patient was born with aencephalopathy (being born without a brain).

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

As eccentric as their dietary preferences may be, there are plenty of bog trolls who have a healthy respect for reproductive rights, are concerned about racism and brutality among members of the police, and care deeply about the struggles faced by the poor. #notallbogtrolls

I'm stealing this comment from gilbertkittens when they posted on MA:

How could you not include this part?

Check this part out:

I really want to know what 5 is :(.

I'll give this to you with as much pertinent information as possible because I work full time in the opera industry:

...wouldn't be tipping for the meal and apologized nicely to the server for that.

I'm so glad you came here to elaborate and clarify your side of the story, because now that you've done so we can all rest easy knowing that you're a shitty crybaby asshole instead of just speculating that you are. Thanks for the peace of mind.

After hearing your side of the story and weighing it carefully, I'm still going to rule that you are a huge piece of shit.

Something is really wrong with you. For starters, you lack empathy. You know what else? You're a horrible human being. That poor server has to TIP SHARE! You said it yourself. So not only did she not get a tip from you, she still had to tip out the hostess out of her own pocket. So she paid for the pleasure on waiting…

Oh and super classy calling someone "retarded" for doing their job.

Even if you fully felt justified in your anger at the author of this piece, YOUR language is so bloody offensive and entitled, I don't possibly see how you walk through the world without people calling you out on it. lol

You are really just a full of shit cheapskate. But you know that already, don't you?

We're all thanking you though for proving to the world that yes, you really are a dick. Cheers again!

I get the feeling you don't fine dine regularly on account of you behaving like an animal and having the speech and grammar of a third grader.