Of course it was fake. Do you think anyone would be that excited by Maroon 5 showing up anywhere? I mean, Adam Levine knows he's Adam Levine, right?

You look for the presence of bears. No bear no sharkweek.

I told a joke to my old boss once. He was Catholic, I am Catholic, I figured he would enjoy it: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Lucey, who joins 160 other women in the United States in becoming priests despite not being officially recognized as such by the Catholic Church

[Just to help out anyone who, like me, ends up searching to understand new (at least to me) words (which between Jez and my advancing age is happening to me more and more).]

Having a miscarriage is just proof that you didn't want the baby enough so God decided not to let you keep it, and not wanting the baby is practically the same thing as having an abortion and everyone knows abortion is murder. The previous sentence is a paraphrase of an actual thing an actual person said to my…

Prisons, at least if done right, are more than just a "tiny cell" and "never-ending psychological nightmare". America ofcourse still loves to torture its massive prison population with such crude methods, as if it'd somehow help to fight crime, but the Nordic countries, for example, show that crime can be punished…

It's somewhat ironic to me that any American should decry this as barbaric. We are one of the few so called "developed" nations that still kills in the name of justice. There is no clean execution, let's top pretending we're more humane than Iran or Saudi Arabia. Just because we do it behind closed doors in death…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

yeah, go stage this outside a prison where people get executed - then get back to me.

There really isn't a day where the Oregon coast says "Don A Bikini." More "Put On An Extra Sweater, Cripes, It's July And I'm Freezing My Ass Off, Hey, Was That A Whale?"

I want the pastries at the grocery store covered up with a blanket. I shouldn't have to cope with such temptation. Even when I resist, the sight of them leads me to be gluttonous in my heart.

OH, FOR...

Good call. Burkas are the way to go, since men simply can't be controlled.

I think the real question is, why would anyone think that anyone else would want to keep answering questions about their ex's new paramour? About the only thing surprising about Aniston's response is that it wasn't accompanied by a swift foot up the reporter's ass.

I've never been a fan of either, tbh, but when I think about how JA was treated by the media for freaking YEARS - as if having her dope-smoking husband dump her for the Hollywood siren meant there was something wrong with her - I'm kind of liking her more and more, because I don't think she gives even one fuck at this…

I'm a teacher in Philly. The level of abuse that occurs to some children and they are left in those homes is just astounding!!!!! Maybe when we report the neglect, physical and sexual abuse we should mention that they also walk home alone. Maybe that'll get some fucking results.

The introduction of girl servers also led many boys to abandon altar service.

I work in home health care. We are expected to risk our lives to get to people's home during blizzards and horrible weather conditions, often in our own personal cars. People have no idea the conditions we are expected to deal with. Sketchy neighborhoods, poorly lit areas, unplowed back roads, unplowed main roads,…

"Blessed are those who mourn for they will be comforted..."