that sounded way more porn-y than i anticipated. these are purely platonic dreams, please let me assure you.

Hey New Zealand terrible "Christians" are America's turf you best back-off Hobbit-land.

Nah, it's about money. The employees being downtrodden and powerless is just a bonus.

Remove the leeching class rich from your business model, and suddenly things are feasible.

Whether I spend my discretionary income on myself or my dogs has no effect whatsoever on parents who can't afford daycare.

Wee Jenkins (not on the list!) the Bearded Wonder is also here to assist our group therapy.

Ok, here's a basic breakdown:

You know, I've been angry about all this commentary but I actually think it provides a great example of why we need affirmative consent laws. You have people all up in this supposedly 'progressive' space arguing that that the burden is on victims to stop violent assaults from happening, with the underlying assumption…

No she didn't. She apologized to her friends and family for creating a shitstorm, but never apologized to those two girls or their mother and father for the statements she made about them.

"I prayed for hours" is code for "I scrambled for support from my racist asshole buddies but even they side-eyed me and backed away slowly, so I finally got it through my thick skull that maybe this was a stupid idea and here is my insincere apology."

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Dear Ms. Lauten: I get you're in an awful political party, but you're a part of Congress, try showing a little class.

Good lord she is just a striking young woman. They're both perfect mixtures of their parents. Ignore the haters, girls. You're lovely.

this woman is stupid or something if she doesn't realize that those girls were wearing the exact clothes the white house thought they should be wearing for a public event. Casual, like most of America at their thankSgiving celebrations. If they were supposed to wear nicer clothes they would have been. Plus, they're…

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.

You know what is demeaning to people who have been sexually assaulted? Not believing them.

Look, if someone had picked up a gun and shot him, would it not have been murder? Taken his watch, that's still theft. Punched him in the face, still assualt. Just because he allowed himself to be vulnerable does not mean that anyone should take advantage of that. Also, arousal of any form is a biological response to…

I picture all of them looking like this.

It's so weird. There's this thing you can do to remove some of the uncertainty and investigate the evidence ... what is it? What is it? OH YEAH. A TRIAL.

Well we can't have white men being lightly bruised now can we?!?!??!