A cop working at a Burger King? That's quite a whopper.

Oh no, I'm pretty sure they have a very high opinion of themselves. After all, only the sort of hubris bred from years and years of self-satisfied delusions can convince someone they have the right to make decisions about someone else's body.

You what other factor keeps women in abusive relationships? Financially instability. You know who abortion restrictions hurt the most? The poor. You are so 100% fucked if you are poor, and there is a whole political party that exists to punish you for it.

We have prioritized the female sexual experience

Well thank God for these "experts." As a hetero dude who's had some bad sex in his youth, I thought it was largely due to poor communication, of which I shared (at least) half the responsibility. But it isn't! It was totally their fault! Because of feminism! Er, wait. I'm a feminist, which I guess means it was…

Hopefully that helped tighten those muscles some, missy! : )

I gotta say, these assholes' blathering does have one useful function: it weeds out the men I will never, ever, ever choose to grace with my sexual attention. Just finding out a man thought anything about their shitty "advice" was useful would effectively kill any lust I might have had for him. Finding out a potential…

IF SHE DOESN'T FANCY YOU, TURN HER AROUND.

One-sided sex is not good sex. I never understand this idea of making your partner do things to please you all the time, without any talk about how far reciprocation goes. You know when I want to give a blow job? WHEN I AM AROUSED AND EXCITED. You know when I am aroused and excited? WHEN MY PARTNER IS DOING THINGS TO…

Don't be so smug. Feminism HAS to have hurt your life somehow. Let's think this through.

Gee, I can't imagine why you're not having enjoyable sexual experiences with women. Maybe few of them have the patience or stamina to spend hours trying to placate a shrieking manbaby. It's hard to get creative in bed when you're exhausted, or constantly worrying that you didn't do something exactly right. If you…

One where the term "female" and "cum dumpster" are interchangeable, apparently. I'm a straight dude and this list offends the hell out of me.

Boxed Wine Pro Tip: When the tap runs dry, turn the box upside down, open the valve and blow into it, inflating the mylar bladder. Then right-side up and pour yourself another glass!

And her age isn't really the important thing, at least for me (although it is still a major issue). What really gets my goat about this is the abuse of the position of authority.

The writing team tho...

This guy was (at the time of the crime) a 49 year old man in a position of trust who had been warned 3 years before about being inappropriate with female students. He started a sexual relationship with a troubled 14 year old in his charge. I don't care if the tapes reveal she stripped naked in front of him. The age…

No. No they are not.

Because having 18+ children is, by most people's standards, fucking insane? And people love to rubberneck crazy situations.

"Who else feels like they've been suckered into one of the greatest long cons ever devised?"

I think one thing we overlook when we ask ourselves what these men could possibly hope to accomplish from these interactions is the possibility that what they hoped to accomplish was exactly what they got: the opportunity to heap verbal abuse upon a woman.