Catholic priests haven't been masturbating for years, and they've all turned out fine.

Do they show the poor unicorn pair getting sucked underwater and drowning because they were late for boarding?

BayPath College: the best way to get a head.

I think right now the main boycott effort is by individuals who have decided not to shop there anymore (myself included), and who tell other people not to shop there and why.

This is his punishment for handing over Han and Leia, HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

Wearing a glove decreases sensitivity and makes the food porn last longer.

How long before the tabloids claim Beyoncé is leaving Jay-Z for to be Obama's Kenyan second wife?

Hobby Lobby has no more free exercise right to dictate that its employees get health insurance that can't be used for contraception than to pay me through a debit card that doesn't work at liquor stores.

That's so weird. Aren't the religious right the ones who are all pushing these laws for mandatory counseling when a woman wants an abortion? For the woman's health and good decision making?

*your. I am ashamed.

(IT'S EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER. TUNA OR EGG SALAD. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU MIX.)

There's nothing quite like someone who says they work in mental health and have had patients suicide telling you that you should kill yourself, huh? As someone who has lost people to suicide, including one who hanged himself, I'm really sorry TheAdlerian said that to you. You don't deserve that kind of aggression.

Paintings are hung. People are hanged. Sorry to be a grammar nerd.

I wish they would use the word rape in these news articles. 'Forced to commit acts of prostitution'= she was raped by her kidnappers and then raped by multiple other men to the financial benefit of her captors.

I know pretty much every comment so far has mentioned the wet tampon, but...

kelly, I really like your writing, but this particular article needs a re-write. I can't figure heads from tails from what you wrote here.

Okay, and what does this mean? What or who is KISD? Was Wyatt's mom seeing an 18 y.o.?

I cannot follow what is going on either.

No, I'm a scientist and I actually think that the misuse of antibiotics is a huge public health issue, and along with anti-vaccination idiots, the sort of nonsense that's probably going to end our civilization. But trying to teach the American public science is harder than teaching a dog Cantonese, and so faced with…

After many women saved my ass when I drank too much in college I have become the woman who puts drunk strangers in cabs. Ain't nobody gonna get raped on my watch, that's for sure.