Susan, 1955 called and it would like all of its tired, worn-out bullshit back.

Wait, I'm supposed to be attracted to a woman with a clean mouth? Where's the fun in that? That's boring. Give me profane and smart-ass any day.

The only advice I've taken from her book (which I will not actually read) and articles is STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER SONS BECAUSE THEY MAY BE THE NICEST, BESTEST, HOTTEST MEN IN THE UNIVERSE (although probably not) BUT YOU DO NOT WANT HER AS YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.

Dear Susan,
You're a relic of a bygone age dishing out advice to a generation you don't know or understand. Your book is an attempt to justify your life choices, even though your marriage didn't work out. (Shockingly.)

THIS!!!!!

The sound was clearly fucked up and she couldn't hear herself, hence the fuck up on the last high note.

Yeah, a Broadway star is clearly a fantastic example of a poor live performer.

"Adele Dazim." Nailed it, Travolta.

Regrets, I've had a few

Republicans - "We hate trial lawyers! We need tort reform! Unless the trial lawyers are filing frivolous lawsuits for the things we want."

The idea when you hit bedrock is to stop digging. Let it go, man.

Do I really need to say something here about how much this shows people don't give a shit about the female orgasm?

Of course, Lipnitskaia is professional athlete, not a baby.

They didn't rewind it? How...unkind.

Why would you change the music from the original? The choreography fits it so much better! Not that I'd be adverse to someone actually dancing to "pony"* but lets not pretend that Tom Jones isn't bringing the right energy here.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

Gotta say- always really liked Ron/Hermione. He IS really aimless, a perfect part timer/house husband who grounds her and has stupid jokes which make her laugh after a bad day and has his dad's weird bent for muggle stuff so learns how to cook on a gas range.
And as for high school couples still together? They were WART…

Well, I certainly hope none of the mothers starts craving cabbages from the witch's garden. Because we all know how that turns out.

"You know who would be happy to work for $2 an hour? Vulnerable adults who are easy to take advantage of, potentially have a pretty shitty living situation and are routinely looked over by society, and who's social programs are regularly cut causing them to lose their housing and end up on the streets. I would be…