juliamckinneyvandyke
Onamatopoeia
juliamckinneyvandyke

"Don't be silent..."
About a normal physical urge that begins around 10 months of age? I had to have the talk with my 4 year old daughter numerous times that, while okay, self-touch (that what I called it then for her age) was a private thing to do in her room. Ditto that talk for my son around the same age. Now, I

Otter GIFs, I say!

Hmmmm. Jan 20th. Jan 20th. What's the proper way to celebrate the anniversary of not her being sworn in as Vice President?

It's always upsetting to learn that dick pics hold little to no power over women.

Very simple solution: Put your bag further down on your lap so it is resting mostly on his leg. Or sneeze on his leg. He'll move. If he doesn't, spill your drink on him.

as though 77-year-old grandmothers can't be assholes. My 94-year-old great grandmother spent time in prison and once stabbed a nurse in the hand with a fork. Old ladies have the asshole game on lock.

JAC, I am trying to understand your point. Is it:

1. The anti-abortion comments of the Pope, which can be paraphrased as "a woman having an abortion is an example of an attitude of wastefulness and a cavalier attitude toward precious things" does not tend to indicate a misogynist attitude on his part.

This isn't to say that women shouldn't feel bad about having an abortion...

Now, answer me something I've always wanted to know. As an Egyptologist, how much of your day to day work entails hunting down ancient artifacts and how much of it involves destroying ancient ungodly evil? Is it like, 50/50, or is it more like, 65/35?

That will teach her to lie on her fishing license application.

Bummer. I love in-fighting among the wingnuts. I was also looking forward to a humiliating defeat.

They sure came a long way.

Mossberg guns: built entirely by penises to substitute for yours.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Oh, he knows some gay people so it is cool.

<adjusts fedora>

In a completely unrelated story, an area man was reportedly attacked in his home by exactly 13 snakes simultaneously.

In your first statement it sounds like you don't understand how a woman could want to prevent a baby, but not want to ask someone for a pill that proves we have had unprotected sex. And that makes no sense at all to me.

So she was moved enough to think about how more people should worship Jesus but not moved enough to, I dunno, buy the homeless guy a sandwich or something. Yeah, that pretty much sums up modern American Christianity right there.

YAY FOR THE KITCHENAID! I don't even know your wife, but I'm so excited thinking of her opening that on (just assuming) Christmas morning. I LOVE mine. What color are you getting?