Emergency rooms are required by law to provide a medical assessment (triage nurse doesn't count) and stabilizing treatment to anyone who presents regardless of ability to pay.

An oldie, but a goodie...

Uh, no. The meme implies that all women are afraid any random man they reject might harm them. Now, you can take issue with that, and say not *all* women are afraid, but you might want to check out #yesallwomen first.

I know, right? Why couldn't she have just put out? For the greater good, you know?

Yes. More than once.

I don’t have a problem arguing against it: when women make up half of the body that makes war (congress), and run half of the companies that benefit from war, then by all means draft us. Until then, since the men make war, they can fight it.

Oh my gawd. Are you my sister?

OMG, I thought my husband was the only person in the world who did this! One time, my mother was in town for one of the children’s birthdays, and we’re cleaning and setting up like crazy. Husband goes off to organize the attic. My mother said, “Does he know we’re having a party here today?”

Some guy hit me with NaCl! That's assault!

But the gays are going to ruin marriage. Yep.

Oklahoma? Oh, dear. Why do I suspect lessons in “modesty” will be involved?

I assume Lilly was referring to 40 weeks being the length of a full term pregnancy?

Can accommodate her holy husband’s desires AND pump out the babeez! Versatile!

Yeah. When I was younger I thought my mother, a nurse, drank too much. Now that I too am a nurse, I'm pretty sure I don't drink enough.

That's enough internet for today. Where is that cat .gif?

Whoa.

Fingernails? I've got something else in mind...

My God. The information provided just by the list of things they were found guilty of is horrifying.

Ah, someone understands me. For the love of God, answer the damn phone and tell me you have a stocked pantry and candles!

I'm not grey! Haha! *cackles maniacally*