I'm sorry...did you say *federal funding* to promote embryo adoption? Federal funding? I. Just. Can't. Oh, fuck it all.

"Submitted for your evisceration." Heh. I LOVE that!

Here is the clip from Maddow's show:

That picture looks like a Jib Jab animation...

Gawd. The utter irony of any man saying to a woman staring down the barrel of pulmonary embolism or worse, "Why do you get off easy when other women have their babies?" I. Can't. Even.

My point exactly. Why always the female who has no right to bodily integrity?

What if this argument was turned around, and every male was required at puberty to have a reversible medical procedure that would render him sterile until such time as his legally wed wife consented to the reversal?

But having large breasts will get you kicked off a flight. 'Cause *that's* offensive. http://jezebel.com/5917845/cover-your-cleavage-for-takeoff-southwest-airlines-screws-up-again

I was hoping we weren't going to go there...

*YOU* are made of awesome!

Well, some of us can't help the size of our husbands.

Bwahahaha!

Well, I think it's best if the tying up comes first, but that's just me.

Oh. My. Bajeezus. How did I life my life without seeing this? I'm going to be laughing for the rest of the day over the unintentional eroticism. "Pull the tab, and the contents don't squirt in your face." Bwahahaha!

Oh, they're against masturbation. They call it self abuse, and for women, at least, say that it is a "gravely disordered act." Apparently, I've been doing it in the wrong order.

"The Handmaid's Tale"

King Arthur: A Duck.

*GASP*! It's not?

Translation: Poor people deserve to die.

Given the fact that the forced birth movement is often anti-contraception and anti-comprehensive sex education as well, it is my opinion that the true goal is not to prevent abortion, but to control women.