Agree. Asparagus is delish. Got the kids to eat it by telling them it would make their pee smell weird.

Heh.

I just saw them for sale in Target. On an aisle-facing endcap. One of those "If you loved fifty shades..." sorts of things. Wish I could be a fly on the wall when some suburban matron picks up one of those!

Brilliant.

Right? Those pants are soooo tight...

A-fucking-men!

I don't work for a church! I work for an f-ing HOSPITAL! I PAY a LARGE chunk of my salary for my health insurance. No f-ing co-pay does not mean that a duly prescribed medication is free. It means that FINALLY the health insurance that I PAY FOR is serving me!

This. I'd heart you, but I don't thnk I can on an iPad.

Ha!

Monologue-ing. Yep.

Word.

I wish I could heart you for that...

Word. I'm amazed I even managed to read this part of the discussion. It's too damned much work to try and see all of the comments anymore.

And what does, "encouraging fathers to come correct" mean? I am stumped.

Wow! That was cool.

Catholic nurses are free to use or not use the preventative health care benefits that they pay for as their conscience dictates. However, I fail to see why the fact that I work for a health care organization that has as one of its sponsors a Catholic organization should impact the preventative health care benefits…

After my husband had a stroke, his semen tasted so gawd awful I vomited. I'm pretty sure it was his medications - Coumadin among them

I am infuriated that in this day, in this country, so often the response to a woman having an opinion is 1) Shut up! You're ugly! Or, if the ugly accusation can't reasonably be made, 2) Shut up! You're just a cock holster!

Don't tell Stephen Colbert.

I see what you did there...Spy Who Loved Me. Heh.