I can’t imagine any rational person would want to go clothes shopping any time soon...especially in a department store like Macy’s, where all their junk is shoved onto racks that are about 6” away from each other. 

I just bought my first bra from Amazon. No underwire, no lace, just a stretchy beige job that came in small, medium or large. Oh my god, my tits never felt so good: perfect under the three rotating t shirts and a hoodie that with leggings, is pandemic chic. Hence no boning at my house. I feel for the retail sector and…

Kentucky is a perfect example. Coal and gas mining is and has been killing them for generations. Polluting their air and water and their children. Killing them in mines because worker safety costs $.  And yet, they support the industry and politicians it buys.

There is more than enough wealth in this country to prevent widespread destitution while we endure the economic slowdown necessarily required to slow the spread of the disease and prevent hundreds of thousands, or millions, of unnecessary death. Essential production would continue (with “essential” almost certainly…

In Trump’s defense, a phrase that gives me literal shivers to type, Americans have use battle and war terminology all the time when referring to bad things we can’t control as a delusion to think we actually do control the things that happen to us.

From the article about Yosemite

One of the few bright spots in The Great Quarantine Of ‘20 is my neighborhood pizza place is open and doing well. Marty the delivery guy says they’re as busy as ever and then some. It’s a family-owned business that’s been around for decades and the father is still tossing dough as he approaches 80 yo. Good people and…

And cowbell.

Your scheme needs more meth.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

Aren’t those his voters?

Great! Can we start with him then..? He’s both old and useless...

I have said (to anyone who would listen) that spending hours a day pushing workers into giant office spaces in the downtown core of cities makes very little sense for a multitude of reasons. In Toronto, for example, the infrastructure for quick transit (subway, bus, go train etc) has never been able to keep pace with…

They deserve a hearty thank you for making sure that the virus gets exported from metropolitan hotspots to sparsely populated rural areas that would otherwise have had to do without.

So, I live in a really small coastal town. Normally we get the summer people in late May, early June. About 9-10 days ago, (just before the weekend) all the NY and NJ plates started showing up, obviously not self-quarantining, shopping in the local grocery store.....and today, we had our first case of Covid-19.....a…

That meme has spoken to  the depths of my introvert SOUL...

Boring people don't get bored. Because boring people find mundane to be interesting.

“it will be truly bizarre to see where they land a month from now...”

I mean...I did a lot of dumb shit in my 20's(thank god the internet was barely a thing), but imagine being so desperate for attention that you lick a airplane toilet seat. I’m gagging just thinking about it. The Darwin Awards are going to be huge this year.

These people were clearly never told “only boring people get bored” when they were kids. Also they need attention like they need air. Jesus. Influencers and celebrities are in a tie for folks who are desperate for attention in these trying times. Frankly I hope they all learn a lesson about doing way too much for very…