Okay, but unless she explicitly stated "I will have sex with you for this money," then hypothetically an escort is someone you pay for a date. Which is perfectly legal. And though she made men think she was going to sleep with them for that money, if she didn't explicitly say it, they were paying for the date.

I'd be very happy with a doctor of color. Though I'd also be thrilled with Rupert Grint! He'd finally be a ginger!!

What if Clara is the doctor? Or becomes the doctor by way of entering his time stream? Come on, that would be so awesome!

Oh my god. The squee.

I agree with what you have to say about how fucked up the state of Israel is, but I don't think this post is pro-Israel.

You get cancer because of an STD that can sometimes be transmitted through it. The act itself, on someone without the STD could never be a cause for cancer.

no definitely. I'm preparing now to bawl my eyes out, though it's not like I haven't done it enough times already (the angels take manhattan; the name of the doctor).

The point is that this girl is being masturbated at. Apparently this guy was looking at her while he did it, which definitely qualifies as sexual harassment. Not only that, but he was doing it in open view, which fits the legal definition of indecent exposure. If he were to do it in the bathroom, that would be one…

there's a big difference between fapping in private and on a plane.

I'm in. Unless it's shiraz. Is it just me or is shiraz really too bitter?

At the same time, a middle school bully drew a picture of himself shooting me in the mist on the bus window (and told me so) and didn't get in trouble because he told the driver he was "extending a hand". I think what we need is to explore the intention of these sorts of things, because, even though he never would…

Did you go to Simon's Rock???

I came here to post this.

my cat always drank from my dad's wine glasses in the sink. he was just that classy. When he got old (21!) and couldn't bend over to drink we indulged him, and let him use one as his water bowl. RIP Sebastian.

she sounds lovely.

My favorite girl scout song ever:

My high school's a cappella group considered the name Unaccompanied Minors. Why they didn't choose it beats me.

Does anyone else find Lochte's tweet to be fat-shamey?

I tried condom socks one drunk night at college. They feel gross and break if you walk on them.

I would say Annie looks like Effy Stonem if she gained 5 pounds.