Of course I have! And yes, the performance was a thing of beauty. Love her so much.

They’re getting high off it, aren’t they?

Amy Schumer kills it as Sonja (with a J!) and I love that Judd Apatow is playing the Countess as if she is my old Jewish uncle from New York, Milton.

I love the disparate ways in which abortion is referred to on this show - “operations” and “scrape jobs”.

THIS. It’s what I was coming down to say. Not only that, but what she said about her nomination?

ok well i hate them

What about people who don’t let you get off a train before they try to get on?

I first learned about suffragettes from Mrs. Banks and the “Sister Suffragette” song.

YAH GIRL MERYL 4 PRESIDENT

This has nothing to do with rats but is anyone watching Unreal? Jezebel got name-dropped like 4 times!

You are a fucking monster, Bobby.

I learned this lesson from Rihanna and I’ve never looked back.

I never said I was a role model.

The volume button increases the size of the man bun.

As if Po is going to lift a single fucking finger to prosecute the crimes of her target audience. Please.

I never in my life thought I could come across a case so heinous that I would support the death penalty. But here we are.

Wheras my boner inverted so hard it is tickling my medulla oblongata.

My cat, Hiro, licked all the frosting off my birthday cake. That is why we can’t leave cake or any dessert with frosting unattended. He’ll eat the frosting off.

I have the weirdest boner.

Everyone knows if you let kitty-cats on the counter, they’re gonna lick the donuts.