Starred just for that last sentence.

Meh. I daily drive an ‘86 Suburban and my family fits in it just fine. One car seat, two booster seats, and then four more kids ranging in height from 4'2" to 5'8". I myself am 6'1" and 210lbs. You can find a ‘72-’91 Suburban for next to nothing anywhere.

I wish Jalopnik can do this, letting Oppo run the holiday show.

The anti SUV crowd. OMG shut the fuck up already.

I guess you’re not on Oppo... bit of an inside joke going on there.

I’m just surprised you didn’t post the Juke Cabriolet.

• if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

Now we have to keep this guy away from these tiny little engines, right?

The amount of TPB references in the comments makes me warm inside

Meanwhile, a confused Justin Trudeau showed up at the photo shoot to put a welcome-to-Canada coat on the car.

Toyota would never let this happen. #groundedtotheground

The nutrient paste Patrick lets me have when a story I wrote gets above 10,000 views.

fuck.

this was a good bamboozle

cool story bro

Bass? Dropped.

It would be hilarious if they were fucking with us and there was actually a small four-cylinder in there for a 300 with better fuel economy. That’s obviously not the case since FCA doesn’t give a damn about fuel economy, but still.

The first one that comes to mind is my experience as I prepared to buy a Nissan Juke. I liked the specs, the form factor and the price. I had to drive it to see if it was worth it. I went to the nearest Nissan dealer and allowed hilarity to ensue.

Obviously, this kid has never heard of