If he wants Mario Kart, the cars have shoot shells. One blue shell per race, each car gets 6 banana peels, 3 green, & 3 red shells. Maybe make rainbow road a track in the calender too.

“Yes, see. Here is where the engine rests.”

It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.

That’s nice, but if only it came with a manual.

It’s not like most of the buyers of the X2 would know what wheels are driven, let along how many cylinders the engine has.

Impossible, they can only drive dog leg manuals.

Black paint is the tee-ball of paint colours.

Here we witness a rare Jalopnik writer (Species: Human. Sub-Species: Mich-eal Ball-a-ban. Gender: Male. Location: New York City), of the male variety. He is doing his mating call, he angles his hands on both sides of the mouth at equal angles. He does a loud groan, than a squeal. If he does the squeal in sequence…

MB also drives a Yugo, so why would his option matter?

It has all the quirks to make an excited Doug.

“That was not a fart.”

I would think it’s Matt Farahs Million Mile Lexus.

McLaren only used Honda engines to Alonso would be relevant in the media.

My 1/18th Kyosho Volt. I have more desirable cars in my collection, the “regular” cars are not common in diecast.

I’m glad the Country of California is fighting the USA.

A fun fact: the 1978s have rough headlights, & the 1979s has square headlights. That’s the most obvious difference (along with the grill).

RWD is fine in winter, I’ve seen hell cats with winter tires.

Being a car enthusiast I have many wrenches in the garage, but the strap wrench works wonders on stubborn lids. One around the lid, one around the jar, twist.

(I think) you forgot to mention it’s the last car to offer a 4spd manual from the factory.