It’s a good car for people who don’t care about cars, & want something reliable.

If I’m getting a large CC touring bike, I probably get a Goldwing.

What lunch break?

All those photos & non of the hood being open. The hood mechanism is so cool, I lost my shit when I saw one slide forward the tilt for the first time. 

How many shots are you taking before taking the stage?

“New cars suck, look at my rotisserie restored 1/3 made but the only one that exists car from a defunct European auto maker you never heard of. I only drive it to the 1975 or older show in shine to sit in a matching lawn chair while my best pal dean in who brought his 1932 ford who helps me jerk off on it because it…

“Fluffy” pancakes with mixed berry (blueberries, strawberries, & blackberries) compote. Maybe warm up come whiskey infused maple syrup in the sous vide too.

The problem with all the new systems is the drivers ignore them. My mom has blind spot monitoring in her X6. Every time on the high way when its packed there is always a car in her blind spots, she admitted that she ignores the constant beeping of it.

I for some sad reason know an unhealthy amount in stuff about the Terraza. You don’t need to know, but you will.

Lewis Hamilton also accuses Sky F1 anchors of milking his cock.

What ever the fuck you want, you can easily buy buy another one once you get bored of it.

Why the hell are you looking at me you phebs?

Don’t you mean 40.1cm/minute.

Perfect for commuting on the 401 thought Toronto during rush hour.

Love the NSX, it looks so understated in that silver.

I could put foot rest where the front seat would go.

I love Vanishing Point, so I need to go with White Kunckle.

If you had a shot of gin for every facebook comment along the lines of “Keep politics off here, we want cars.” fast would you die?