Eric, face the fact that your dad will never love you.

“Cowabunga, dudes!”

Jared appears to me as someone who would stare blankly at a wall once everybody else has left the room

Who’s Paris Hilton?

Both of those scenarios are a win/win for the Republican party.

It all started when Trump decided to pull out of the Iran nuclear deal last year.

Has there ever, FUCKING EVER, been a precedent where a freshman politician like AOC has been subject to so much national attention, scorn, and anger that she has? It’s unbelievable.

This is, what, his sixth or seventh Splinter account? Each one of them dumber and more purile  than the other.

But when does he not go on some sort of unhinged, loopy speech that randomly ping-pongs from one topic to another? This is kind of his thing where he mixes adderal with his geritol

I don’t think a wide swath of commenters would get this David Caruso reference, but being an Old, I did and you’re spot on.

We’re in Trump’s America, so we’ll see plenty more pathetic things before the day is done.

In New Hampshire, Joe Biden predicts that once President Trump is out of office, Republicans will have “an epiphany” and work with Democrats toward consensus.

Do you Think Donald Trump cares about space exploration?

What’s a DVD?

Good for her! Enough with this “ gotta hear both sides” nonpartisan horseshit. She’s not going to change anybody’s mind with the Fox viewing audience; those people are, for all intents and purposes, gone and they are never coming back

What is the fucking point of this? Space condos with Trump’s name on them in tacky gold letters twenty feet high?

According to the Herald, a number of audience members “chuckled” as King offered his “two homosexuals and Jew” defense.

Great. Foreign policy as dictated by a reject underwear gnome.

$2 million a year in fines? Pfft, Trump covers that with 20 minutes of grifting

Is it me, or does this tweet make even less sense than usual? It’s like he can’t even be bothered to try anymore. SAD!