Lol. You’re welcome!

What are the odds Trump wants to or has already fucked Jeanine Pirro ? 

Nazis were sharp dressers, too. Hugo Boss felt very, very strongly about looking good.

Randi! I missed you!

I bet Jake Gyllenhaal has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells like rich mahogany

Well, given that he married three basic models, I’d disagree on that point

The fact he refers to it as “HIS” White House is chilling

The fact that Rick Santorum continues to appear regularly on CNN is an utter disgrace for everyone making decisions at that network.

Thanks for the update from 2012, Milty.

“Naturally Vice President Mike Pence used the opportunity to blatantly lie to our nation’s children. Pence was “asked how many vacation days he and other White House officials get in a year.” “We work with a president who never stops working,” Pence replied. The response of one child? “That’s weird.”

I’m not endorsing either, Joe.

Germany alone is responsible for approximately 20% of the GDP of the entire EU. So yeah, catastrophic.

Thank you.

I’m ok with this in the case of Pence who still adheres to the idea of conversion therapy

Is it bad that Miley is really in love with her hot husband? seems good to me. I mean it’s not as hot as the way Pence looks at Trump but still.....

There’s no way Joe Biden can fit in that onesie

I bet this little shit got many a swirly in school.

A Rhode Island man has been arrested by the FBI for making multiple threats to a college professor, including threats to kill and eat them

I always welcome a Gilbert Gottfried quote