To be fair, I thought:
a). Broadus b.) Coolidge c.) & Hobbs
So I guess it is mysterious, he could be an old white guy, a rapper, or a cartoon.

Wait, were people talking dirt about Chrissy Teigen’s pics? That picture made my pants fly off and zoom around the room like an out of control dirigible in the hands of a madman.

I think they prefer Hensonican Feltmericans now.

Uterus: starts with u and ends with us.

Team “oh for the love of god” checking in.

I can empathize with Ronda’s reaction. When something bad happens to me, I often think about killing myself. I have OCD and suffer from “all or nothing” thinking, which makes me believe if I don’t achieve _x_, or if people think poorly of me, then I might as well be dead. Struggling with those thoughts lately,…

“ Ooooh, sing me a song

Trump voters:

I don’t know. While not a match physically, he really does embody the spirit of Michael Jackson. Literally, of course. So I guess I’m okay with it.

This is 100% true. When you sign up for crossfit I’m pretty sure there are 3 requirements: show contempt for anyone who doesn’t do crossfit, always spend money on stuff you probably don’t need, to look good in Instagram pics, and try to work crossfit into every conversation.

Habitat for Huge Manatees.

I know!!! Madeline may not be excited, but I am!!!

Fun Off topic fact: I learned where the word boycott came from this week. In 19th century Ireland, property values were going up because less people I’m England were farming, making other farmers more valuable because they still needed food but no one wanted to/could pay the higher rent the landowners demanded and…

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are still doing whatever this is

“GGGGGWoke-lahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain”

Guys-

Meanwhile behind Kris’s back:

$30 is a lot to spend on a rag to clean up my cat’s vomit.

(Bae)-o, Ru(bae)ay ay-o