Drive to Detroit, plz, so we can go see it together. My friends are trying to bail on me and I need a movie buddy!

“I’m also proud to announce my new movie: The Watermelondrea Diaries”

It’s Shep, he gets a pass. He gave this great rant on air yesterday about people criticizing the Pope for being too ‘political’:

Kim is pregnant w marionette barack obama?!?!!?

You’re right I should never fly back to Michigan to visit family with my daughter. I should deprive all my friends and family from seeing her because my husband is in the military and we live on the west coast

Honest response to an honest question:

My family lives all around the world. Not all of them have the money to travel to see me. We fly single grandmas here to avoid excess travel, but if my kids want to see their cousins, flying it is. On my many flights with babies and toddlers, I only once had a really negative experience. It’s not like baby on plane =…

I live near my work. My mom has ovarian cancer and isn’t well enough to travel. I am not going to deprive my mom or my kid of the opportunity to see each other and make memories together because it might offend some overprivileged entitled dipshit.

Fuck yes! I love this post so much and I can relate on every level.

When my teenaged boys were babies, back in the early days of Internet Complaining (1997—2003), things were different. What changed between now and then was not an increase in germs or a bend in the physical boundaries of airplanes, but a rise in the paranoia around flying and the increasingly infuriating experience…

The attitude that children should “never fly” because it bothers other passengers who paid good money is seriously fucking stupid.

How about we all just live two doors down from our families so there’s no travel necessary? Or none of our children get to know their cousins / grandparents / parents’ places of origin? How about nobody gets to bring home their recently adopted kids because you can’t fly with them? I’m all for flights that are more…

Seriously, you don’t want to hear a crying child on a plane, wear some sound isolating head phones.
As for the seat kicking. That only annoys me when the parents dont even make an attempt to have their child to not do that. If the parents are trying, there is not much you can do. Children are children. (My last flight…

Vaginas need regulation, not corporations or guns or the military.

I do!

So GOP, how are we going to pay for all these fetuses you are protecting? Raise taxes? Cut military spending? Eliminate corporate loopholes? Naw. Let’s cut Medicaid, education and healthcare funding for well baby visits because nothing says “We care about precious life” like fucking over actual children.

Small government, wooooo!