My best friends have posited a theory. When you get elected president, one of the first things that happens is you get a visit from “Charlie,” this deep undercover operative who has ALL the horrible news about what’s really going on. “Charlie” takes the POTUS-elect into a little room and tells POTUS all the horrible…
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Jesus: “Did you guys even read the stuff I said? Do unto others. Don’t try to be stupendously wealthy. Give to the meek and the poor and the downtrodden. Don’t turn church into a gilded lie. It’s almost as if you did read the bible, and are actively campaigning to do the exact opposite.”
“After a judge ruled on Friday that Kesha is contractually bound to producer Dr. Luke”
And Planned Parenthood told the Dispatch that the funding they’re losing had been used, not for abortions—because that is illegal and has been since the ‘70s—but for education and testing, including sex ed classes, a program called Healthy Moms, Healthy Babies, and HIV tests.
Now all I can hear is Sam calling ‘DEAN!’ the way he does in that show? IT IS VERY DISTINCTIVE AND ANNOYING.
I think he had sex with an Angel in a car? Tortured people in Hell. Wait.. I'm confused.
Or, if you like it long and hard:
Imma let you finish...but did you see Pizza Hut’s tweet?
My opinion on Caitlin Jenner is Kyle from South Park’s: I don’t like her. I didn’t like her when she was presenting as Bruce, I don’t like her now that she’s out as Caitlin, and I also don’t think she’s that good of a person. I’m judging her on her character, not her gender identity. She comes off as a completely…
I will say not all turkeys are meanies! This is my own little pet turkey, Photon. She was just a turklet here, but remained a total babe her whole life.
I heard this story once about an albatross, and wow did that not go well.
Well, I haven’t heard Ted Cruz say he didn’t shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Why is Ted Cruz refusing to address this rumor? What does he have to hide? #shotamaninreno-gate
Pfft. My husband’s been telling me “it has to go down your throat” for years. Don’t listen to them...
Well if this is true why does my husband get the same cold I do and get over it in twenty four hours and I get stuck with a cough that lasts three weeks??? HE’S AN IMMUNE SYSTEM HOG!
I would sooner spend the next four years watching an endless loop of a remake of “My Dinner With André” starring Elmo and Jar Jar Binks while hitting myself in the dick with a hammer than live under Donald J. LePetomane Trump.
Do we know if the child’s parents reached out to Hillary’s campaign and suggested something relating to it for the ad? Right now you’re just speculating that this was done without understanding by those involved. There’s no evidence of that.