"Blowtex" AMAZING
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jujubeJulia
I will add to your list shellac manicure that comes off with non-soaking acetone and doesn't destroy your nails.
Women's razors that don't become dull after one use, or that don't have 2 inches of pointless plastic making it impossible to de-clog the blades.
Cocaine-coated tampons. "They'll numb your womanly areas. And they'll pep you up and add a spring to your step during Aunt Flo's visit. The grayest week of the month will be nothing but sunshine with Blowtex!" (Obviously the tampons will have a vintage ad campaign, because otherwise what is even the point of their…
I used to love watching this show on our Vizio, while relaxing on the La-Z-Boy and eating Doritos (Cool Ranch flavor).
Yeah, that's right. I'm like the Carrie Bradshaw of middle America, bitches.
18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?
He's a very important person. He sells monogrammed coffee thermoses.
"ABC has the uteran wall fortitude of a Duggar" just doesn't fit as well.
Don't sleep on abc family or their programming. A couple of weeks ago Switched at Birth had an episode that tackled cultural identity and white privilege. They really go ham on that network.
...And so it was that Adam was restless. All of his attempts to holler at the animals were unsatisfying. The giraffes ignored him in favor of their lunch of delicate leafy branches. The hippopotami sank deeper beneath the lazy, lapping waters. A gorilla ignored him, mostly, and then had the audacity to back hand him…
Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"
And then wasn't there something about "suffer the little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me"? But I'm a filthy Muslim terrorist, apparently, so what do I know.
It's like my grandma always said, "Better to be gangraped and murdered by Guatemalan thugs that grew up with your uncles than to be blown apart by heat seeking missiles dispatched from the office of the most powerful man on earth."
THE CHAIN. OUTSIDE the turtleneck. MOTHER OF GOD.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
And she was holding onto his leg and preventing him from moving. Fight/flight/freeze shit happens when someone grabs your leg and your crotch. Not fun to see him hit her, but physical reactions to sexual assault happen and it's not fun to see her grab his crotch and hold his leg either.
I give Tim McGraw a pass, because if someone reached up and grabbed — or even tried to grab — my crotch-area I would do way worse than slap them. Instinctually.